I have been going over the CAW report Eye Of The Storm: The CAW and the Remaking of Canadian politics (pdf document), and have been busy drawing conclusions. The report is divided into two principle sections, the first part a diatribe against politics, and democracy, as it presently exists in Canada. The second, the part that I have mentioned before, and of Gerry Nicholls report in the Globe and Mail last week, is called CAW Statements of Principles on Working Class Politics.

I'm going to take a couple of days and break this report down into a few different sections. Tentatively, I will look at the political diatribe that is the first section and what this means to the Liberal and NDP party; the coming revolution, if the CAW gets it's way; and the nature of democracy in a CAW run world.

The first thing about this report is it spells out the CAW's break up with the NDP.

...the events of the election have also propelled a historic shift in the way that our union relates to electoral politics - in particular, as a result of the NDP's offensive and anti-democratic decision expel CAW President Buzz Hargrove from the party...

Morever, the continuing rightward drift of the NDP's own policies, and the party's demonstrated willingness to sacrifice progressive priorities in the interests of short-run electoral positioning, makes it clear we must build a more independent and authentic ideological perspective...

...we have generated plenty of ink for the newspapers, and plenty of hot air at labour and NDP congresses.

The best dig, however, is about the last election:

Some NDP leaders and supporters (including Jack Layton in his election-night "victory speech") dared to describe the 2006 election as a victory.

Actually, I remember hearing Buzz Hargrove on the CBC the day following the election declaring the results a victory.

However, the document, while offering lots of jabs at the NDP, who the CAW are clearly not fans of anymore, is more than anything meant to rally the troops for the upcoming election, and specifically against Stephen Harper. The document is littered with what the CAW sees as anti-Harper sentiment:

The Conservatives seemed ineffective, with an unpopular, extremist leader...

Today, in contrast, we have a Prime Minister who clearly ranks among the most right-wing national leaders in the world...

Canada's hard-won reputation as an independent, more progressive force in the world is crumbling with each decision...

If Harper wins a majority mandate, we can expect that the "kinder, gentler" image he has tried to construct in recent months will quickly evaporate.

They are clearly scared of Harper:

Ominously, the Harper government is carefully assembling the elements for a broader right-wing" coalition"...

We will see a full application at the federal level, of the same offensive policies that marked the eight-year reign of Mike Harris....

...the dread which most progressive Canadians feel as they watch the Harper government...

And that takes us to the end of page 2 in a 24 page document. It's not hard to see that these guys are determined to be an anti-Harper force in the next election. In fact the CAW sees itself as the leader in the movement to oust Harper.

But the real political surprise in this document is the tacit embracing of the Liberals throughout. If not direct praise of the Liberals, certainly indirect praise through faint damnation compared to the other two parties. The CAW seems to have decided their best interest lies in closer ties to the Liberals, although throughout the document they make a point of stating they are not going to hitch their wagons to any one party again. But the scorn they heap on the NDP and Conservatives leads us to believe the Liberals are the horse they are planning to bet on.

Considering they want to tear down our democracy and economic system, and build a new one in their own image, what a pity that they put no value in honesty and ethics, which they gloss over with a few dismissive remarks about the NDP complaining about Liberal ethics.

Tomorrow I'm going to look at this document from a Liberal standpoint, with fair warning to the Liberals: there is a battle raging for your party, with the NDP and CAW fighting for what they see as your carcass.

I have been working on posts on the CAW report Eye Of The Storm: The CAW and the Remaking of Canadian politics (pdf document), particularly looking at some of the many possible issues that arise from it. In the next few days I will be posting on these issues one at a time, with the first one slated to run tonight. The issues that I will be looking at are:

- The politics of the report
- What this report means to the Liberals (and Liberals, you should be more worried about this than the rest of us).
- The CAW's version of democracy
- Replacing capitalism and, ultimately, democracy.

Meanwhile, I penned a theme song for this series of reports based on the SpongeBob SqaurePants theme song.

Enjoy!

Comrade: Are you ready Kids?

Kids: Da, Da Comrade.

Comrade: I can't hear you.

Kids: DA, DA COMRADE.

Comrade: Whoooooooo - Lives in a dream world, nineteen-seventeen
Kids: SpongeBuzz PinkPants!

Comrade: A lefty; A pinko; A commie is he:
Kids: SpongeBuzz PinkPants!

Comrade: If communist nonsense be something you wish:
Kids: SpongeBuzz PinkPants!

Comrade: Then eat up your cabbage, you'll be gettin' no fish:
Kids: SpongeBuzz PinkPants!

Comrade: Ready?

Kids: SpongeBuzz PinkPants! SpongeBuzz PinkPants!
SpongeBuzz PinkPants! SpongeBuzz PinkPants!

Comrade: SpongeBuu----zzz PinkPants!

Da

Listen to the original, and sing along with SpongeBuzz PinkPants here.

Wow!

A great big thanks to Paul over at Blue Blogging Soapbox, who has not only linked to my Terry Fox fundraising efforts, but today badgered his readers to come over and donate some money.

He has raised the bar, suggesting $500 from the blog donations. We currently have $120 donated through the blog, leaving us $380 to go.

Hop on board and donate at Terry Fox.org, I will never see a penny, and you get a tax receipt immediately. More importantly, the Terry Fox Foundation gets your donation to help them fight cancer.

And thank you to everybody who has donated so far, you'll never know how much I appreciate it.

Standing on a stage, in a giant arena, near nobody and with tons of ventilation. Yet still those who would live our lives for us find something:

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards may have flouted Scotland's smoking ban when he played to thousands fans at Glasgow's Hampden Park.

The city council confirmed it was investigating reports that he smoked on stage throughout the gig on Friday.

Really Keith, we expected so much better from you. What kind of role model are you, anyway?

That fifty-quid fine will no doubt hurt, but you'll know better next time I'm sure.

Note: This post will stay at the top for a few days - please scroll down for your regularly scheduled blog.

I turned seventeen in the summer of 1981. I was working at Food City at the Bramalea City Center, about a 100 yards from Queen St, Brampton's Main thoroughfare.

When Terry Fox came jogging up Queen St. in July 1980, the store emptied. If you where a customer running in for a quick bag of milk, there may have been a cashier on duty to serve you, but you where out of luck if you needed a price check, a carry out, or any kind of service that grocery customers normally take for granted.

We were up on Queen St., watching with awe, knowing we were witnesses to history.

I don't remembers what I felt, don't really remember feeling anything although I must have done. But I was eighteen, still so terribly self absorbed that I know I didn't cry, didn't shed a tear as he hobbled past. Many of the adults, however, did. I worked with Sid, a 20 something single guy, who was of the cool class, and remember seeing a tear on him.

The most surprising thing, however, was the speed. We had all seen Terry Fox on TV, the news each night covering his progress, but the speed with which he moved simply never made it through the TV.

Six weeks later on August 29th, the newscast started with Terry. Lying on a stretcher, it was his turn to cry. A few months too late, I wept with him, as did so many other Canadians. He would die the next April, leaving his run unfinished, his dream of $1.00 raised for every Canadian wildly surpassed.

Getting myself out of bed at 4:15 this morning, to train myself to run 5K in time for the Marathon of Hope next month, I think of how hard it must have been for Terry Fox. How that artificial leg must have hurt with every step. Moving with that speed, on one leg, every day he ran 24 miles, and 5K suddenly doesn't seem so ridiculous.

Five years ago when I decided to shape up, I upped my exercise regimen and enjoyed none of it. I do it, I don't like it. The Terry Fox run is different. It's not just exercise, not just running, it is a privilege to able to do it, an honour to carry on the Terry Fox tradition. Never mind that it's about raising funds for cancer, never mind that so many people are running for loved ones who have battled cancer. On Sept 17th, I run for Terry Fox.

If you can't run, and don't know somebody who does run, please consider sponsoring me for the Terry Fox Run by making a donation to the Terry Fox Foundation. To do so in a secure, on-line manner click here. I assure you I will never see a penny, it will go straight to the fine folks at The Terry Fox Foundation.

I will be keeping a running track of the amount have raised on the upper left corner of this site. It is currently at $85.00, and I deeply appreciate every person who has donated thus far.

Here's a few video links to remember Terry Fox:

July 12th - In Toronto
Aug 29th - It's Over
A Video Archive

It has been on my mind to restart posting the weekly site of the week, even before Paul linked to my post asking for Terry Fox donations.

I am not going to backtrack, but I'll go right to the latest Site of the Week:

The Doggerel Party of Canada is one of those blogs that's well written and funny. A deadly combination, and I loved reading it. Especially so, I loved this post:

Signs Of Our Times

As the second of the beer and pocorn cheques arrived last night, I was naturally thinking about beer. Although I was sipping a rather nice pinot noir at the time (Saturna Island 2002, from the Gulf Islands in BC; cherry and plum, with mushroom earthiness on the nose, black cherry fruit with good structured oak, and excellent acidity... but I digress). From beer my thoughts strayed to the pubs of my homeland, and I was thinking how pubs in England are named after the events of history; the Royal Oak, the White Rose, the George & Dragon, and so forth.

If we were to adopt this tradition, how might we name some taverns from, say, 13 years of our recent history? Some ideas:

The Billion & Boondoggle
The Poll & Dither (& Poll & Dither & Poll & Dither)
The Pepper & Plate
The Envelope & Kickback
The Soldier on our Street
The Stench & Corruption

(and naturally)

The Beer & Popcorn

Suggestions welcome...

Updates: from the comments

The Pig & Whistleblower
The Taxpayer's Gum
The Entitled & Entitlement

To which I would add:

The Beheaded Infidel
The Pierre & Fidel
The Fuddle Duddle
The Boon & Doggle
The Flag of Convenience
The Whining Activist
The Maggie & Stone

Oh but I could go on. Anyway, nice work Clive. I'll be back!

1944 - Charles de Gaulle makes his triumphant entry into the newly liberated Paris.

Mass incidents of surrender are reported.

Last week it was all hugs and boat rides in the park; scientists where going to be keeping Pluto and adding more planets, including "plutons" - Pluto-like objects. Oh Joy! Oh Bliss! Pluto, after all these maligned years, finally getting some respect:

Pluto aficionados, rejoice! Pluto is a planet. So are the giant asteroid Ceres, Pluto's moon Charon, and a large outer-solar system object called 2003 UB313. (Pluto examing some of his moons - right) The solar system has 12 planets instead of the familiar 9, according to a proposal that the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union (IAU) will vote on next week in Prague, Czech Republic.

Then today, a bomb was dropped on the nerd world (don't send e-mails - I have a telescope too):

Pluto was stripped of its status as a planet on Thursday when astronomers from around the world redefined it as a "dwarf planet," leaving just eight major planets in the solar system.

From respect to dwarf status in one day, talk about getting the big IAU-FU. With friends like these and &tc.

So what happened to poor Pluto in the space of one day? While this is a deep and abiding mystery, At Home in Hespeler has cracked the case, answering the enduring question of the last few hours or so.

A.D. 79 - Mount Vesuvius erupts after a concert by Pink Floyd in Pompeii. Faulty special effects are suspected to be the cause.

Gerry Nicholls of the National Citizens Coalition has an article in today's Globe and Mail pointing out an interesting policy paper that the CAW has produced. The paper, entitled Eye Of The Storm: The CAW and the Remaking of Canadian politics (pdf document).

It's a stunning paper, paid for by yours truly and his partners in car making, and represents a complete derailment of Buzz Hargrove's reality train. In it, they call for a complete tearing down of our democracy, although that's not what they say directly. The meat of this thing is at the bottom of page 23:

We want a society in which working people can have true hope, security and equality; a society with full economic and political democracy. To accomplish this, we need to be able to thoroughly regulate private business; manage employment, investment and trade; expand public ownership and non-profit enterprise; and run the economy in the interests of the working people. If we succeed, we will have fundamentally transformed our economy and society, replacing capitalism with socialism.

The document reads like a manifesto, and should be mandatory reading for any soft leftists, who thinks it's about making things a bit fairer. It is about taking away your choices: The choice of where you work ("manage employment"); the choice of what you can do with your money (manage investment, replacing capitalism); the choice to start and run your own business (regulate private business, expand public ownership and non-profit enterprise, run the economy in the interests of the working people). And that's only one paragraph in a 24 page document.

I am stewing over this incredible piece of work right now, but I will be coming back to this well in the next few days. For now, read the manifesto and see what these guys are really thinking.